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Chris Howald

@ChrisHowald

Sometimes I say to myself, “Self, you’re amazing.” Co-Author of Chronicles of Duradim high fantasy series. Lover of all things thought provoking or sarcastic.

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High Elf princess To’Ara has learned that some secrets are too risky to reveal and some ambitions too lofty to pursue. Those who oppose her will destroy everything she loves to stop her from becoming the ruler she is meant to be. A Flight From Shadows: Chronicles of Duradim,…


OK One of my biggest pet peeves in movies is elevator door doors Elevator doors don’t close the way they close in movies. If they did a lot more people would miss elevators because of how quickly the door closes and how difficult it is to stop the door from closing


I love so much that I discovered Andrew and was able to follow him through much of this journey and see these events unfold. Without a doubt, there is more greatness ahead. …and a cat who helps out along the way!

Pleased to share my 2025 recap! I'm so proud of everything that went down this year, it was the most chaotic year of my life but by far the most rewarding. Thank you for all your support in 2025, none of this would have been possible without you. What was your favorite shot?



New goal added!!

He sees a guy online do a one-arm flip from a push-up position, tries it himself a few times, and pulls it off within minutes.



I needed to see this today. I let myself get pulled down the wrong rabbit trails. I’m going to start today and get a jump on 2026. I will be focusing on whimsies and happiness in the coming year!!

Stay whimsical, my people.

Dirtdragonmom's tweet image. Stay whimsical, my people.


Gotta love games and Pop-Tarts!!

To celebrate BYU's victory in the Pop-Tarts bowl, I'm giving away another complete set of games. Like this post and leave a comment telling me what your favorite flavor of Pop-Tart is in order to enter. Earn an extra entry by reposting. I'll shut it down at midnight Sunday.

FiredUpCoug's tweet image. To celebrate BYU's victory in the Pop-Tarts bowl, I'm giving away another complete set of games.

Like this post and leave a comment telling me what your favorite flavor of Pop-Tart is in order to enter.

Earn an extra entry by reposting. 

I'll shut it down at midnight Sunday.


Now I have to try this hot chocolate recipe

Hot chocolate from 1816, way more luxurious than modern stuff! Pure decadence in a cup!! 😋☕️🎄 Who's trying it?



This is one of my all-time favorite Christmas shorts

This takes a turn you don’t see coming and it’s hilarious



Man of many talents!!

Forgot to post this year. Me a my closest friends in college singing a Christmas Hymn Medley we’d come up with the day before



OK, when did Santa start lactating?

ChrisHowald's tweet image. OK, when did Santa start lactating?

Make new year’s gift swords a thing!!

I can’t get any new orders out for Christmas, but if you’re looking for a sweet gift in the new year, the swords and bookmarks at Middleborne Arms make for the best

TheMiddleborne's tweet image. I can’t get any new orders out for Christmas, but if you’re looking for a sweet gift in the new year, the swords and bookmarks at Middleborne Arms make for the best
TheMiddleborne's tweet image. I can’t get any new orders out for Christmas, but if you’re looking for a sweet gift in the new year, the swords and bookmarks at Middleborne Arms make for the best
TheMiddleborne's tweet image. I can’t get any new orders out for Christmas, but if you’re looking for a sweet gift in the new year, the swords and bookmarks at Middleborne Arms make for the best
TheMiddleborne's tweet image. I can’t get any new orders out for Christmas, but if you’re looking for a sweet gift in the new year, the swords and bookmarks at Middleborne Arms make for the best


I absolutely love this. Conan is one of my all-time favorites

Bros can get you through the darkest times



This is freaking awesome! I’m thoroughly impressed and so overjoyed for Matt, Saffy, and Indiosyncracy. @SaffronAsteria @indiosyncbooks @realmattfalcon

Sliding into the weekend like... Printed by @indiosyncbooks



This is the way!!

Let me tell you, Saffron is awesome. She's so dedicated and she truly wants your book to be the best it can be. I haven't talked about paper as much in my entire life as I have with her, and it's great 🤣 If you want a champion for your physical book, this is the way to go.



This is awesome! Maybe the future will be all of us following in Matt’s footsteps Congrats my friend.

I’m selling my books direct (ebook is widely distributed as well), because I like to have control over what my work looks like. It’s definitely more hassle and more of a time investment, and my pricing is probably higher as well, but I have really LOVED getting my website…



Holy Updates, Batman!! This is awesome. Great work, by great people, who love supporting great creators. I'm stoked!

There we have it! @realmattfalcon's physical books are open for pre-order, and Indiosyncrasy is PRINTING AND DISTRIBUTING THE PAPERBACKS!!!! That's right folks. Indiosyncrasy 2.0 means opening to print and distribute paperback books to give people a new, indie solution. I'll…



Smoked, deboned turkey for us today

ChrisHowald's tweet image. Smoked, deboned turkey for us today

Oooh the intrigue!!

Book pitch: A failed father and former priest fights to save his people from a dark god. Horror flintlock fantasy with grisly murders, horrifying monsters, and a splash of madness. Audiobook coming soon!



Wise words that I needed to hear today

Must watch/listen!! This is the most impactful portion of a talk I’ve heard in any setting. It’s from Elder Bednar in 2011 the MTC. Every member should absolutely listen to this many times over!! #LDS #Mormon #BookofMormon #ChurchofJesusChrist



One day away!

I can't believe it is out tomorrow! If you're looking for a paperback, it's available now! What would you sacrifice for duty?



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