ChrisMochan's profile picture. The chungwit, the biff boff and the puff-pastry hangman.

Chris Mochan

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The chungwit, the biff boff and the puff-pastry hangman.

Did anyone at the BBC actually watch the match? They were terrible again. #EURO2024


Does she just pretend to be the TV character Lorraine Kelly?

Lorraine Kelly has been an unflappable presence on daytime screens for four decades. Then came ITV’s summer of scandal. She shares how she rises above the drama ⬇️ thetimes.co.uk/article/lorrai…



What in the name of god is Jenas on about? #goalsshow


Incredible insight here from Arthur.

"It was not safe." Arthur Loibl, who was a passenger on the Titan submersible in 2021, says that at the time he was confident of its safety, but he has revised this view in light of recent events. Latest: trib.al/jZ6CrPm 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube



If I ever hear about Boris Johnson and partygate again it’ll be a million years too soon.


It just wouldn’t be Christmas time without the annual ‘Love Actually is actually really bad’ takes. Comes round earlier every year.

It's time we addressed all of the red flags in Love Actually. 🚩Nearly everyone is white 🚩Mark is clearly a stalker 🚩All the couples are straight 🚩They fat shame Natalie 🚩All the women seem controlled by men Is it time to stop watching it? @theJeremyVine | #JeremyVine



Please end this madness.

The VAR view of the offside call ruled against Croatia ⬇️

FOXSoccer's tweet image. The VAR view of the offside call ruled against Croatia ⬇️


Ronaldo dives to win a soft penalty. #WorldcupQatar2022

ChrisMochan's tweet image. Ronaldo dives to win a soft penalty. #WorldcupQatar2022

Should have been red, but always good to see pathetic diving not succeeding. #WorldcupQatar2022 #PORGHA


Is there anyone in the world who actually likes VAR? And do they know that they’re terrible people? #FIFAWorldCup #MEXPOL


That line up is all over the place. No discipline. #gioout


Soft penalty to Rangers you say?

ChrisMochan's tweet image. Soft penalty to Rangers you say?

The government should be various celebs I like.

I feel exhausted with every day, can someone just make Andy Burnham, Hugh Grant or Brian Cox the head of the free world, Martin Lewis as the money man and Deborah Meaden in charge of the environment. Any other suggestions?



“Insults former monarchs.” We all know Johnson is a balloon but this is insane.

Johnson insults former Monarchs for the sake of a headline … stay out of it Johnson. She thinks you’re a lying crook but because unlike you she respects the Constitution she won’t say so publicly. You are not viewed as a reputable PM by the majority now so just stay out of it



Laporte seems to have a life threatening injury. #UCL


Chris Mochan reposted

On the 200th birthday of the fictional Sir Harry Flashman, the world which he inhabited seems less distant than we might first imagine: unherd.com/2022/05/harry-…


Does Gary Neville think the chancellor funds things out of his own pocket?

Remember when you vote this week we have a liar in number 10, we have a man in number 11 that is worth £400m but loans you £200 and wants it back, they gave 100’s millions of pounds to their mates in Covid,the Russians fund them,they look after energy co’s rather than you. Vote🌹



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