Chris Muirhead
@ChrisMuirs
muso ~ writer ~ filmmaker ~ pistachio-er
The looks of worried panic I get from women when I'm walking through Freedom Fields park is genuinely upsetting. #letseattherapists
Described by work colleagues today as 'like a cornetto someone's dropped in a barbers'... Touché work mates. Touché
@Dustpiggies cleaved from the herd and left to die in the wilderness
@Dustpiggies is that some Mr Baines forgiveness going on there? You're so mature. *baines peering around the corner of the gym shower
@Dustpiggies doesn't taste like Apple juice like Mr Baines said it would.....
@Dustpiggies for drinking the wee that you want? I'm getting pretty mixed signals here, are we drinking piss or not?
@Dustpiggies it was a superb batch of readings. You're just biased because of the quality of my foot rubs
@Dustpiggies hope you're feeling better soon my friend *hugs
Are there more boring, soulless cunts anywhere in the world than those who moan about how much tax they pay? #TheMarkOfTheWanker
@Dustpiggies it's true. I heard it from a tramp I score OxyContin from. he heard it from a librarian hooked on meth. Pretty solid sources..
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