CityGradProblem
@CityGradProblem
Tweets on life in Investment Banking.
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Group Exercise - "That's an excellent point" Translation: I think your brain needs urgent medical attention #citygradproblem
It’s that time of year. The ‘Incoming Spring Intern at @jpmorgan’ time of year.
‘Assisted stretching’ 🙆♂️ 🙆♀️ Boy are people really struggling to find ways to spend their money nowadays...
Can figuring out which light switches work in hotel rooms count as an Olympic sport? 💡 🤔
When you book back to back flights from a closing dinner to a kick-off meeting #boss ☔️✈️
When the MD sees the deck go round at 4:00am and asks if these are in fact the latest slides. 😐
When the meeting gets pushed by one day does wonders to your capacity 📆👩💻
When your sister delivers a baby at work and you're sat there like a flipping banker questioning your life choices 👶
When you think your meet cute was so "When Harry met Sally" and turns out to be more "When Phoebe Met Jim, Jim Nelson" 😒😖
When the staffer accuses you of face time 2 hours after he threatened you with more work 🤷♀️
One of these days I'll leave my winter coat at home...#everyday #citygradproblem 👞🧣💼🚊
When you reach Victoria by the time the MDs are done talking through the team page #citygradproblem
When you avoid getting in the same lift as him and then immediately wish you hadn't. #sponsorsguy #citygradproblem
When the Associate gets promoted and develops a sudden curious allergy to PowerPoint 🧐 #citygradproblem
When you dress up at work and suddenly everyone starts asking whether you're going to a job interview 👗
People who send PPTs via email #citygradproblem 😠💢🗯️🗯️🗯️
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