You might like
I remember when Throwback Thursday was called Current Fashion Trend Thursday. And it happened everyday. Those were the days.
They named Ugg boots for sound that sane people make when they see them right?
Really disappointed that my special interest group People Eating Tasty Animals had it's acronym already in use.
Marmoset, there'll be days like this. There'll be days like this, marmoset.
Sugar Free Red Bull gave me vestigial wings. And they're awesome
Just went to a bar playing "Cool Runnings" on 12 different TVs, all at different points in the film. Why aren't we funding this, Obama!?
I'm like totally not racist. Some of my best friends are brunettes. Seriously.
I just pushed a family of Jews into the middle of a street. Boy were they asking for it. Their minivan was stuck in the snow.
Remind me-is it bears or bees that you're supposed to play dead when threatened by? Everyone in this cafe is looking at me like I'm crazy.
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world with terrible depth perception.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times...well hey, that's a pretty neat trick. Howdja you do that?
No man is an island. But I do know a few guys who could aptly be described as peninsulas.
"Wow, turns out I actually LOVE Greek Yogurt," thought Alex as he dipped his spoon into the half finished tub of Philadelphia Cream Cheese
Yes, we are all built of very old, tiny monkeys. Now tell me something about evolution that I DON'T know.
With so much rain expected, it makes sense for everybody to purchase bottled water, to balance the entropy of the system.
Don't know if I'm more upset over running down two hipsters in a crosswalk or the five hip bands that simultaneously met an untimely end.
Jesus ordering dinner: "We'll have 8 carafes of water. And 13 wine glasses. The fish entree for me...and 12 side plates. Is bread free?"
Just watched a Dog Screamer in action. He was like a Dog Whisperer, but hilarious.
United States Trends
- 1. Seahawks N/A
- 2. Seahawks N/A
- 3. Sam Darnold N/A
- 4. Stafford N/A
- 5. Vikings N/A
- 6. McVay N/A
- 7. Pats N/A
- 8. Woolen N/A
- 9. #RHOP N/A
- 10. Puka N/A
- 11. Kupp N/A
- 12. #BaddiesUSA N/A
- 13. Drake Maye N/A
- 14. gerard N/A
- 15. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms N/A
- 16. Mike Macdonald N/A
- 17. Xavier Smith N/A
- 18. #IndustryHBO N/A
- 19. #NFCChampionship N/A
- 20. Demarcus Lawrence N/A
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.