Thomas Blake|Catman
@ClawedCatman
Used to be a burglar, but that man died in the savannah. Joke all you want now, just don't get used to having a throat.
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*With the crash of a window, Catman begins to fall stories down through the urban jungle, @_Lightbreaker below him*
Yeah, let those big name League people duke it out. I'm right where I like, under the radar.
"So you're a hero?" *Blake heard the kid following him and laughed slightly* Not quite.
*The rest was easy, screaming in the dark like a bunch of children, ironic, after the job was finished, he began walking home*
*He broke in the window, and tossed out a half dozen Cat-a-rang, laugh and you'll get one, one at the light, all other to the auctioneers*
*They only transported plaques that represent the kids, they knew actually moving around hundreds of children around is just dumb*
[I'm arguing with a child.] *Blake decided now was the time to strike at his targets across the street, it was an auction house for kids*
Now will you go away? "If you aren't a superhero, are you a villain?" No, I'm neither. "You have to be one or the other." No you don't!
"Not until you tell me your superhero name." Fine! Just shut up, I'm Catman! and I'm no superhero! *The kid fell back laughing*
*Blake looked across the street, seeing men carry things out of a truck* "Then who are you?" Err, just go away! Beat it!
Huh? No kid, I'm not Batman. "Are you Scratch Man?" I'm pretty sure that's not a thing, but if it is that's not me, now go away.
*It landed on a kid's head and he gasped excitedly* "Holy celebrity encounter! It's Batman." *The kid ran up and sat next to Blake*
*Catman sits on a bench in Gotham, reading a newspaper* Wow Black Mask, dealing drugs? Shocking! *He shrugged the tossed the paper*
That sounded bad, I think Ragman syndrome is contagious.
But seriously the Mouse guy is asking for it, just give me a chance and I'll chew that guy up and spit him out.
Those Movement kids are a real testament to how people should be, stick it to the man!
[This one'd have to be a team effort ] *He thought as he went off to the House of Secrets*
*All the remaining worshipers dashed after it, Blake threw it in the bay, they were frantic, and he made an escape*
*He gets an idea, and grins like a fox, as he dashes under the giant's legs and grabs the sacred stone, and proceeds to chuck it*
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