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I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.


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I’m officially “this rain will be good for the yard” years old


"I've never heard your name before, is this how it's spelled?"

Cmoophy's tweet image. "I've never heard your name before, is this how it's spelled?"

Also just because you can't taste that hot sauce does NOT mean you should drink the whole bottle.


Since I can't smell or taste, I can save all my ramen flavoring packets. Once this is over imma have one HELL of a cup of ramen.


I bought a belt buckle this week. Now I have opinions on square vs pointed boots.


Maybe one day...


Adam Sandler probably has the most expansive cinematic universe to date.


"Can you spell your name for me?" "Just sound it out, you can't get it that wrong"

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"Just sound it out, you can't get it that wrong"

It's pronounced "Calder"

Cmoophy's tweet image. It's pronounced "Calder"

Dear the two ladies who bought out all the chicken at kfc. Fuck you


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If ur dog is an 11/10 retweet dis


This is fuckin hilarious, and if you don’t agree you’re wrong.

I refer to the last three decades as the eighties, the nineties, and the naughties 😎



It sucks... running my mouth doesn’t keep me in shape.


Tinder, but like, for all the single socks on my dryer.


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