WaiterProblems
@CoMoServerProbs
Problems of Columbia's finest servers. 20% is much appreciated. F.Y.I. We ALL hate making Hot Teas.
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A little apple delight for breakfast. #crispin #waiterproblems
Attention Campers: I can't leave until you leave and your table is clean. #ServerProblems
BLACKOUT: a period of total memory loss, as one induced by prolonged alcoholic drinking. This should be you tomorrow! #NightlifePubCrawl
#HereIsASpoon because I refuse to add Splena to sweeten your tea for you. #ServerProblems
After a long night of work and being understaffed, I get in the car and Taylor Swift is on 3 of my preset radio stations. #ServerProblems
Don't worry about the bar tender hating you for wanting stuffed olives for your dirty martini-someone close to you hates you #newbarrules
Had a homeless guy order a shot and then an absinthe guy order some absinthe. Both paid in cash with no problems #miracles
When a 6-top of older ladies yells at you for the music being too loud... 3 times before you leave (cont) tl.gd/lfk589
Also, don't ask me for a martini list. There are only 3 in existence: regular, vodka, and Vesper. All else is a #cocktail. As is the glass.
When a guest asks you to list off the beers on draft multiple times, orders samples & then ends up ordering a Bud Light. #CoMoServerProbs
Had a little boy pee at table thats a first.
I have graduated from beer math and have entered the murky field of quantum mixology.
Wait... Minimum wage isn't $3.65/hour?! #ServerProblems
4 Hot Tea set ups for a table of ladies. #ServerProblems
When a guest prefaces needy requests with "I'm sorry I know this is annoying but..." Let's be honest, they're not sorry. #ServerProblems
When your kid throws food at me, I want to throw your kid. #ServerProblems
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