Cock Block Ninja
@CockBlockNinja
I block cocks and they don't see me coming.
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The cyber version of ‘beta, chocolate khaoge?’ RT @SupraMario @a_henna Hey, need to speak urgently. Could you please DM your number? Thanks!
I pity those kids now. RT @zaiuranjit @vforvelvetta you can’t do this to me. you cannot turn me on like this just before i go to teach.
Is that how you describe erectile dysfunction these days? RT @aneeshb @NomadWanderer well we try to keep it simple.
He's trying to get her in the meh-mood. RT @SahilBulla: @catchy_k ham kale hain to kya hua dil wale hain
Stop calling your penis that. RT @TheGoodJew Fiancé didn't recognize Gandalf. <\3 Tell me twitterverse, what should I do?
Persistent little fellow, isn't he? RT @laemo: @vantaskigoli Do it. Do it now.
I doubt both of you get enough of anything. RT @JediKhare: @priyal Worth two hours if you get enough of it, I think.
Worst dominatrix instructions ever. RT @priyal @venkatananth come sooner!
Optimism. RT @ChhotaRecharge Work can happen later. Aaj toh @dhruvster se milna banta hai
@RahulNuthakki, a face that only a @LilMissIssues can love. RT @LilMissIssues @RahulNuthakki Heh. <3
Just some old dudes talking about Viagra. RT @nikster007 @b50 yup.take monthly use for 2 months.set of 6 for 1year. Very cost effective
Gajar Ka Halwa? RT @GabbbarSingh @SatanBhagat When in doubt, ask yourself, what'd Vipul goyal do?
Everyone gets shortchanged in the orgasm department these days. RT @blahssome @GabbbarSingh reached with 3% remaining :)
Patty in your pants? RT @SmokingsKills @nut_ashes Awesome! Put it in a sandwich, please?
The same people who allow morbidly obese chicks. RT @oneblackcoffee Who allows these flute guys get in the train?
#OrgasmOnomatopoieaWin RT @TheHumerus @TheDailyHoney thachu are!
I bet your pants are drenched with Soup Boys. RT @softykid @TheDailyHoney Inspired by Kolaveri di :)
'Babe?' Standards, old man. Standards. RT @b50 Wait. That babe in luv2hatU with Abhishek looks familiar.
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