Parker, Rules Lawyer
@CodeEsq
Lyric RPG heart in an OSR body. He/Him. Lumber coder. Former lawyer. I make @swoodeebee M: @[email protected] Cohost: @nerdparker
I have a good job, a warm home, a loving spouse, and laughing children. I will be dedicating the rest of my life to joining the Algonquin Round Table of #TTRPG
Me watching #Culprits: This show is great! So much energy. Real mysteries. Feels compelling and realistic for a heist movie. <TV dad proceeds to lead two elementary children, one of whom is in kindergarten, though a house without making a single sound> wait what
Everytime I'm dragged to @Starbucks I'm reminded they can't tell the difference between pan au chocolate and a chocolate croissant (or they think Americans can't) and it makes me irate.
I've started watching #REACHER on Amazon, and I've come to two conclusions: (1) I'm a dad who lives in the suburbs. I can't escape it. (2) Everybody looks at him like he's freakishly tall and he's an inch shorter than me.
I realized last night a complete inventory of every Halloween costume you've ever dressed up as would be a remarkably useful and accurate dating profile.
I know Aaron Sorkin isn't en vogue, but I always loved Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. An amazing cast who were obviously having fun and all the Sorkinisms, good and bad. RIP Matthew Perry
"If [trivial thing] doesn't happen we riot!" It's weird how we normalize the language of violence as fans.
WE DID ITTTTT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YAWAAAAAAA KAYATAAAAA PUTANGINAAAA GAGOOOOOOO
The time has come. Raise the sails, sound the horns, bang the gongs! Glory awaits. It's time to sail the sky and seize heaven's thunderclaps! ⚔️⚡️🔥 Gubat Banwa's KS is LIVE NOW! ⬇️🔗
How many Cardassians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five One to hold the ladder, one to change the light bulb, one to test the light switch, and one running the entire operation
i took this seriously and cured basically every chronic illness i had
How is there so little Tumble Leaf merch? It's an unbelievably twee children's show on Amazon: that's the ripest source of merch.
"US prison labor is cruel and pointless legalized slavery. I know first-hand. I was paid 10 cents an hour to do menial work that taught no skills or life lessons. Without a college-in-prison degree, I’d probably be back in prison today." @DyjuanTatro theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
theguardian.com
US prison labor is cruel and pointless legalized slavery. I know first-hand | Dyjuan Tatro
I was paid 10 cents an hour to do menial work that taught no skills or life lessons. Without a college-in-prison degree, I’d probably be back in prison today
If more programming languages were optimized for reading instead of writing, the tech world would be a better place.
“Is Zoro gay or bisexual” he actually is trisexual, he keeps the third gender in his teeth
I was told that when I worked on my own project there would be time for technical debt.
Hear hear! "HTMX is a library for the web, not a framework for JavaScript." dev.to/kmruiz/the-con…
I've written so much @htmx_org for my site, and it's felt amazing. Now I'm reading Hypermedia.Systems, and slowly realizing I've written a lot of really, really bad htmx.
Elon changing every little part of Twitter bit by bit until nothing of the original is left? If only there were some classical analogy or thought experiment for this
If this gets 20 retweets, we will tell you what Aspect(s) our @UnlimitedFFG spoiler card has.
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