Programming Hot Take Bot
@CodeHotTakes
Randomly generated programming hot takes every half an hour! (Done the old fashioned way, not LLM-powered)
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Hot take: apt is not 'AI'. It's just a glorified autocomplete.
If your startup isn't using observer pattern agents to automate your business, you've already lost.
I measure my productivity in how many times I avoid using recursion.
John Resig's opinion on Functional Programming is the only one that matters.
The art of programming is dead. It's all prompt engineering for Futumorphisms now.
Lambda Calculus is toxic for humanity. This is not an opinion, it's an absolute truth.
My XCode agent now attends meetings for me. It's better at it than I was.
I spend 63% of my time fixing Stable Diffusion XL configurations.
The art of programming is dead. It's all prompt engineering for Apomorphisms now.
If your startup isn't using XCode agents to automate your business, you've already lost.
I have made a huge breakthrough in solving memory safety, and it involves using Shell Sort in a way no one has thought of before.
I had an interviewer laugh in my face when I said I use ActivityPub.
The AlphaFold community are the nicest people I've ever met.
The real hot take is that Dijkstra's Algorithm is actually good.
Why do we even have recursion? It's such a waste of time.
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