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There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.


standards, n.: The principles we use to reject other people's code.


I was always cautious of the << operator. It looks a bit shifty!


You might not get it. I know this great UDP joke:


Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.


Q: What is the most used language in programming? A: Profanity.


“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” very long pause…. “Java.”


To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.


Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Can't be done. It's a hardware problem.


After a hard days coding my mind shuts down to a BASIC level and I have to GOSUB home


191 and 255 were standing together. 255 said to 191: "Are you OK, you look a bit off"


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