Lazuli (Android 18)
@CodeLazuli
'You're such a brat, 17.' || Muse and mun are adults, no NSFW || Independent portrayal of Android 18
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»»————- ♔ ————-«« "Breaking the fourth wall, like Vegeta's arm." »»————- ✼ ————-«« • Android 18 from DragonBall series independent portrayal. •Penned by @theFluffening. •New to character and to verse. •More to follow below Please ❤️ & 🔄
Life happens sometimes. One minute you have a relatively normal life, next your husband disappears and you end up falling in love with a cute alien.
"Well according to my brother's phone, you're his. I don't have one-" WELL.
"You sure can. Yes, definitely. I pronounce you the Duke of France."
“And sweetie…” points to self. “DID YOU FORGET I AM A PRINCE???” He sighed. “King of France, can I be the duke??”
Just casually drinks a glass of wine. Then eats the glass. ...the glass is made out of cake. "...heh. Gotcha~"
Why does everyone think chemicals are turning frogs gay? Like, they already were.
"Alright my next act as king of France is to send everyone free French vanilla cake-"
"Sir I'm the king of France, just go use one from the armada or whatever."
"I work for the government I don't have that kind of money-??? I had to put the universe's existence on the line for my last cruise???"
"Alright now that my brother needs to take his husband to Lapis, France, the next business is to enact quality of life improvements."
"Next law, escargot is banned. We're civilized, we're not going to be eating snails."
"I'll change it to crepes then actually, I think she'd like that better."
You can hear Sleeta in the distance: "Don't fill her up on bread! Get some crepes in there!"
"Also enacting a new law; you must tribute a baguette to my daughter Marron in order to pass in and out of France."
"My first order of business as the new king of France is to rename all the cities. I'm renaming Paris after my brother, so he can take his husband to the city of love for real."
"It was me, I stole the Durandal, I've taken over France-"
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