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Q: How many bits of bait do you need to go fishing? A: At least 8, or else the fish won’t byte - Mike... tmblr.co/Z7hyyn2EFphyg


So a programming language walks into a bar and says “Hello world” - Shoeb Mogal tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1iVLJpb


A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and says "Can I join you?" - - King Mui tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1Q4arGg


"Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st - they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same..." tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1DDvhnT


"Database Administrators are a very superstitious group, whenever they are faced with an issue they..." tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1CJmYdH


"If you drink too much coffee, you may develop Javascript #FakeTechDiseases" - Adam Stober tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1C6Bryo


"There are three types of programmers: Those who can count and those who cannot." - Christopher Collier tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1C5-MGN


"They say the programming world isn’t what it used to be, there just aren’t as many Natural programmers..." tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1B_hljm


"Never blow bubbles and ask a programmer to sort them, they will end up popping every one." - Bennett... tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1B_hd6o


"It is best not to take Java programmers camping, they believe garbage collection is taken care of for..." tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1BvNY91


"An optimist person will say that the glass is half-full. A pessimist person will say that the glass is..." tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1BuhH5e


"To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion." tmblr.co/Z7hyyn1BuhChB


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