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How to properly de-escalate a road rage incident between two guys 😂


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Women who have money don't go to Habanos to drink.They go to food joints that serve alcohol.Any woman you see in those noisy clubs treat her as a threat to your own security

Wanaume hawaamini women can actually go to clubs by themselves na wajilipie drinks haha



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So, Cardi B left Offset just because he was cheating, for Stefon Diggs who is now expecting babies from 4 women including Cardi B herself. Women are funny creatures.🙂‍↔️


Fielder before ifike 110 utakua ushafika meru.

2600 rpms at 110kmph? heri fielder buana



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Halloween hamwezi vaa kama Wilbroda ama Papa Shirandula cause hamtaki your imaginary American friends washindwe kuguess costume zenu


Mutina

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!



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These hubbly and vape addicts would faint if they were to blow a vuvuzela

Also, BRING BACK VUVUZELAS!!!!!!!



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Death is not a very bad thing - Raila Odinga

Kenyans's tweet image. Death is not a very bad thing - Raila Odinga

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"Dad l need 50k urgently " African dad opening the message after 4 weeks

256Rootyherman's tweet image. "Dad l need 50k urgently "

African dad opening the message after 4 weeks

🤣🤣🤣

Ngga looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie



Kwani safaricom wako hacked??


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Watu hukula chapo na chai is everything okay back at home like wtf is that combo eww 🤧


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Selfishly blasting loud music in an apartment where you have neighbours,in an era where cheap,good quality wireless headphones are available is such a loser,childish,inconsiderate trash behavior for an adult.


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Mnapeleka syllabus mbio bana 😂😂💀💀

_MtuTano's tweet image. Mnapeleka syllabus mbio bana 😂😂💀💀

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husband: "if i killed someone, would you tell on me?" me: "of course not... but i'd definitely use it against you. like, 'are you washing the dishes or do i need to dial 911?'


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Multibet? Twende sana

De Njo-raw

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"Bumps tutaweka na hatutapaka rangi, hapo msikue na wasiwasi"

An Engineer from #KeNHA addressing citizens at Maai Mahiu.

waluwande's tweet image. An Engineer from #KeNHA addressing citizens at Maai Mahiu.


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Naulizaje, so according to some of you saa hii mtu akiwa offered a job kwa serikali or any appointment they should turn it down, right? Na mjibu bila emotions...


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