Evan Zasoski
@CodenameEvan
I write code in Durham. It is nice. You should come visit. Opinions here are my own.
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I Am Getting Dental Implants, But I Need Your Help! I have a way out of my nightmare dental situation but I need y’alls help! nathanrabin.com/happy-place/20…
Well said, Mr. Herron.
Tableau does not support GA4 in Tableau Cloud months after the migration date. Every time I think I've plumbed the depths of the horribleness of this product, there are yet fresh Hells to discover.
If you’re in my union, SAG-AFTRA, you have a few hours left vote to authorize a strike. You will do this out of support for each other & for the WGA who do not yet have a contract & remain - very justifiably & to YOUR benefit - on strike.
NE State Sen. Lou Ann Linehan (R) complains filibusters of anti-trans bills made her miss her grandson's preschool graduation. Sen. Megan Hunt (I): “You won't come off this bill that hurts my [trans] son. You hate him more than you love your own family. That's why you're here."
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I fully support a more obelisk heavy policy of city beautification.
Too many American urban parks are just giant turf fields euphemistically referred to as "green space". Parks should be visually interesting enough to compel walking through day after day, season after season, year after year. In other words, American parks need more obelisks.
Went off on a rant about bullshit Star Wars minutiae today, and I haven't felt so alive in years.
I think resolving civil disputes through the courts is good actually, and citizens (especially public servants) should understand how that process works and how it differs from adjudicating criminal misconduct.
A young girl didn’t want to slaughter the goat she raised for 4H. The state senator who bought the goat at auction agreed to let it live out its days eating weeds. But sheriff’s deputies drove 500 miles to kill the goat and teach a 9-year-old a lesson. latimes.com/california/sto…
*hikes Old Rag one time*
Fun fact: all commonly available wireless doorbells look like dog shit.
We shouldn’t be making sub par HD reskins of classic games. We just need a filter to recreate the pixel blurring effect of SD TVs so you can play the originals (or minimally updated rereleases) without it looking all weird and spikey.
Okay, here is a theory that has some holes in it, but here we go. One of my biggest complaints about modern superhero stories is, especially from some newer writers, that they have downplayed the role of non-powered, relatable background characters. 1/
Cross joins are a motherfucker.
Just accidentally spent $300 on a single BigQuery query AMA
Google autocompleting a phrase starting with "Happy" to "Happy Monday" on a Friday is why I'm not yet sold on the AI revolution.
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