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Lisa Collat

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I never did anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work. -Thomas Alva Edison

If cockroaches can survive atomic bombs and chemical warfare, what the fuck is in a can of Raid?


A simple I love you means more than money....

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Top 3 All Time Best Fashion Show | Fashion Glitter pinterest.com/pin/3018825997…


Make love - not jihad!


Spain vs Italy. Retweet for Spain, and Favorite for Italy. #FinalEuro


Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.


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Gorgeous new #bangle on thismaterialculture.com it's called #paradise and it's inspired by #summer!… instagram.com/p/2B4R_PvOEX/


Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.


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Teddy loves Olaf!! 🐾❤️🐾 Can't handle all this cuteness instagram.com/p/1wotGXF3DU/


I love when a question on a test gives the answer to another question.


You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. -CS Lewis


There's too much blood in my alcohol system.


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Spring is here and we are thankful to be mixing the new D《》Z album! Hail to the Dragon… instagram.com/p/1a_PzbOy7D/


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First 50 people that get here my man raasanfuller Said he got coupons for unlimited chicken selects… instagram.com/p/1WnkjNKDuz/


Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?


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Ever since WE WERE little, YOU’ve always been there for ME. I’m so glad WE’re still friends, and I… instagram.com/p/0f_gWFRWcg/


The record for the most major league baseball career innings is held by Cy Young, with 7,356 innings.


During the 1929 Rose Bowl, player Roy Riegels ran a total of 60 yards the wrong direction


The Russian government in the 19th century kept its soldiers from rying by soldering their foreskins closed.


65% of male babies in the US are circumcised


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