CollegeTownGrad
@CollegeTownGrad
CollegeTownGrad...The graduate's guide to the real world. Streaming work/life stories, quotes, and theories. Tweet @CollegeTownGrad yours or #CTG
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I want to initiate popcorn reading during staff meetings.
To the asshole that ate all the inside of my oreo cookies and put them back in the employee fridge, I hope you die a slow painful death
The Clit: So hard to find im beginning to think it doesn't even exist at all.
Thank God March is over so everyone can stop acting like a college basketball expert.
Guy asked me how old I was. I asked him in cat years or human years
Compliments from gay dudes are the best, they know what's up
Wine tours = The one time I'm a swallower, not a spitter!
Hey, cookies with black wafers and white creme filling not named Oreo: Fuck off.
Hey...won't be at work for a while due to me watching every game in the tournament. I mean, I'm sick.
I wish I could get as excited as my dog to go on a walk.
Too old for glitter? I'm not sure I understand what you're saying
If you want summer to be here already..."Like" our Facebook page facebook.com/collegetownlife
Just ate a $5 cup of frozen yogurt... Thanks Pinkberry. I better shit a dandelion in the morning #CTG
If being an adult involves wearing pants more than 50% of the time, I'm not down. #CTG
If two dudes who share a girl are eskimo brothers, then what are two girls that share a guy? Twat twins? #CTG
If you want to marry Ryan Gosling...put a drink in the air #CTG
Clearly, the Pringles guy and Monopoly guy are related. #CTG
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