ColonAllRed's profile picture. I'm Colon AllRed, Currently unemployed.😢 Running for Congress, Texas District 33. Like the part of the lower GI system I'm named for, I'm full of 💩

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I'm Colon AllRed, Currently unemployed.😢 Running for Congress, Texas District 33. Like the part of the lower GI system I'm named for, I'm full of 💩

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@RepJasmine and @jamestalarico bumped me from the 2026 Senate election in Texas. DNC told me I'm just not crazy enough. FINE. I'll run for Congress again to get back in on the grift that way. Plus my wife is really on my case to get a job.


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Minnesota Arrests Churchgoers For Interrupting Protest buff.ly/vqJdebM

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Dems Warn ICE Crackdowns Will Make Illegal Immigrants Afraid To Vote buff.ly/zXe5IGd

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Can you believe this Zoey!?! @NYCMayor They're saying your policies won't work! How can they say that??!!. I mean, look at Cuba and Venezuela! Literally workers' paradise! As long as your idea of paradise is bread lines and starvation! Keep going, surely it will work this time!🤡

“In short, Mr. [Zohran] Mamdani, who apparently believes that entrepreneurs are undeserving of their hard-earned wages, proposes to finance his vision on the backs of New York’s businesses,” @NicoleHuyer and Miles Pollard write @Heritage trib.al/cVCQlu1



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Child Who Dreamt Of Being NFL Referee Gets Devastating News That He Was Born With 20/20 Vision buff.ly/nb1xKYT

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Remember kiddos, self defense is illegal in New York, and doubly so since the Commies are in charge. Accept the warmth of collectivism and take your beating/st@bbing/ murder with a smile. By doing so you're showing your support for restorative justice!🥳

HEARTBREAKING: Charles Foehner, a 67-year-old retiree with NO criminal record, is now in PRISON for the next 4 years after using a gun to defend himself from a 15-time career criminal in NYC He and his wife have lost their home trying to pay legal fees:



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Ketanji Brown Jackson Arrives At Work In Official SCOTUS Short Bus buff.ly/tfIkbBq

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Supreme Court Justices Bring In Ms. Rachel To Explain Cases To Ketanji Brown Jackson buff.ly/yf8kajU

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Democrats Warn Of Chilling Effect Voter ID Will Have On Rigged Elections buff.ly/3BKFQ53

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John and Sam Adams, along with Paul Revere are spinning in their Graves. If they came back to earth today, they'd think the British had won.

MASSACHUSETTS DEMOCRATS MOVE TO LIMIT MILES PEOPLE CAN DRIVE BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE SB 2246 introduced by State Senator Cindy Creem (D) can limit people's personal car use and mileage they are allowed to drive. The bill already passed the Joint Committee on…

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SB 2246 introduced by State Senator Cindy Creem (D) can limit people's personal car use and mileage they are allowed to drive.

The bill already passed the Joint Committee on…
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SB 2246 introduced by State Senator Cindy Creem (D) can limit people's personal car use and mileage they are allowed to drive.

The bill already passed the Joint Committee on…


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Democrats Fear Iranian Love Of Freedom Could Spread To America buff.ly/i7AHDHG

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Exhausted Nation Wishes Minnesota Would Be Normal For Like Five Minutes buff.ly/XmKmyik

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Liberals Begin Chugging Everclear At 7 A.M. To Protest RFK’s Warning Against Drinking At Breakfast buff.ly/QaOfHCu

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Democrats Solemnly Remember The Only Riot They Didn't Like buff.ly/tMgKQLF

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What’s amazing here is that this could be a ridiculous meme or an actual quote. Donald Trump saved us from Armageddon.

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Donald Trump saved us from Armageddon.

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🚨Don’t repost this, democrats will get mad! They hate that the people of Venezuela are celebrating Trump removing an illegitimate Narco Terrorist President. Do you firmly support TRUMP on this? YES or NO? IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍 MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏


Enjoy that "warm blanket of collectivism" New Yorkers! You won't be able to find any blankets in those government run stores! But hey, you voted for this so I hope you're happy. You've put the inmates on charge of the asylum!


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This is day 1 of asking @LeaderJohnThune to pass the SAVE Act. Whereas proof of citizenship is not required to register to vote; Whereas Texas found thousands of illegal aliens on its voter rolls; Whereas states like CA, OR, & WA, give Driver’s Licenses to illegal aliens;…


You should always vote Democrat because we deliver! No matter what, we consistently deliver malfeasance, fraud, and incompetence whenever we are in office! You can count on us!🥳


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Walz Announces $8 Billion Grant To Somali Company To Investigate Fraud buff.ly/92fvWoA

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Karen Bass is a condescending piece of 💩, which of course makes her a perfect Democrat politician!🥳 LA Mayor Bass laments historic Latino Border Patrol recruitment surge across southern border foxnews.com/media/la-mayor…


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