Devin Nunes's Colon
@ColonDevins
I am Devin Nunes's colon. I am where the cancer comes from. Republicans are terrorists.
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Ooof. They missed. Hate to be that poor S.O.B. right now.
Reason #3 as to why I should not be president.... I would immediately have multiple state governors arrested and their legislature disbanded under the barrel of the army.
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It is time to start revoking state status for those states that lag at the bottom of most statistics and/or have fallen below the thresholds that originally allowed them to become a state in the first place.
DemocratsAreDestroyingAmerica ...is trending. Let's make #RepublicansAreTerrorist trend instead!
Why hasn't thay shit head, Louis DeJoy, been fired yet? #whitehouse #bidendoesnothing
BREAKING: The Vatican calls out American pro-lifers for cherrypicking the Bible on abortion, reminds them that pro-life “also means being concerned about the mortality rates of women” who give birth and “defending life against the threat of firearms.” RT IF THE VATICAN IS RIGHT!
I don’t care what anyone at the Texas GOP convention says, the only difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump woulda charged for the Kool-Aid.
I fail to understand how the terrorist organization known as the republican party could even be considered to take the reins of power.
And some sad twisted way it's pretty neat to watch the end of the American experiment.
Fire all the police who don't get vaccinated (except those who have real reasons) in Chicago. Fuck em. If they walk out, pill their qualified immunity amd cancell all contracts with the unions. Wait.... Do that anyway!
The Republican Senate is a domestic terror organization.
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Caleb Wallace, Marc Bernier, Dick Farrel, Phil Valentine. All hard core, right wing radio pundits who spread antivaxx rhetoric via their shows... All unvaccinated. All dead in the last three weeks. Good riddance. #gopterrorist
Hey. I am in need of someone to read a script, about 20 pages (15 to 18 min read), so i can submit it to competition. Anyone interested in Reading it? However here's the difficulty- I need some feedback by tomorrow.
#MillerLite One of the highest ABV's vs lowest calories. Also the choice of drink when you flee your state because of crooked Republican politics. #TexasDemocrats #vote Better to flee with beer to save your vote than to abandon you to die during a blizzard. #FuckYou #TedCruz
RETWEET if you want Democrats to add seats to the Supreme Court.
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