ColonelLocklear's profile picture. If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But by all means, keep moving forward.

Colonel Locklear

@ColonelLocklear

If you can't fly, run. If you can't run, walk. If you can't walk, crawl. But by all means, keep moving forward.

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Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in


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Girls be like “look me in my eyes” like that’s gone stop me from lying


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Girls be like “Omg ur so stupid 😭💀” aight Bitch come give me brain then


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Hellcats and Backshots !


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I ain’t even bother looking at them replies


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Can somebody come give me a massage? (must be on birth control)


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Condoms suck. Get 1 girl & hit it raw forever


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I just wanna cuddle and forget about everything


What kinda cat LSD is this thing on😂

she stands on her hind legs sometimes

bigfootjinx's tweet image. she stands on her hind legs sometimes
bigfootjinx's tweet image. she stands on her hind legs sometimes
bigfootjinx's tweet image. she stands on her hind legs sometimes


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you can either experience the pain of discipline or the pain of regret choose wisely


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You gotta include God in everything.


God really be laughing in my face when it comes to finding love


*Dad

My mom been playing candy crush for 5 years straight , she think she Willy Wonka



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Being angry is tiring, no matter how valid your anger is. You really just gotta let some shit go and let it be what it’s gon be, for your own sake.


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