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Here is my annual list of college football teams that will always disappoint you in no particular order: Michigan, Notre Dame, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee
This is so inaccurate…I stare at it from my window.
Want to know what being 32 is like? I cleaned the grout in my bathroom yesterday and cannot stop looking at it.
Is it just me or is the toilet stall the best seat in the house at the airport since you don’t have to wear a mask?
Good to see that @Marriott cleans their ice buckets. Don’t ask for a clean one either because that’s an inconvenience.
My wife gets mad at me if I get too drunk around my parents and my parents get mad me if I don’t drink enough.
People that are from Chicago and are Green Bay fans make me so angry.
I love when I get to sit on the plane next to two new best friends.
How long do you need to be married before people stop asking “how’s married life?”
Superman must have been a terrible employee. Like who the gets up and leaves in the middle of the day.
“You are exquisitely pathetic” - Xander Kelly to Joe Dirt
My boy @jayfrey4 should have this.
Cheat day
My fiancé told me that my belly is looking extended these days but is denying that she called me fat.
Grown men fighting their inevitable baldness are so awkward
United States Trends
- 1. Wemby N/A
- 2. Rio Rico N/A
- 3. #njnbg N/A
- 4. Carlos Palazuelos N/A
- 5. Nancy Guthrie N/A
- 6. Bronny N/A
- 7. Pacers N/A
- 8. Tucson N/A
- 9. Dahyun N/A
- 10. Finlay N/A
- 11. #OlandriaxYSLBeauty N/A
- 12. Victor Wembanyama N/A
- 13. British Columbia N/A
- 14. Tumbler Ridge N/A
- 15. #WWENXT N/A
- 16. Purdue N/A
- 17. Zaria N/A
- 18. #LoveOthers N/A
- 19. Wisconsin N/A
- 20. Iowa State N/A
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