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Mr_Supersoaker

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Here is my annual list of college football teams that will always disappoint you in no particular order: Michigan, Notre Dame, Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee


This is so inaccurate…I stare at it from my window.

Dads walking around the yard after every storm

Josh_Berhow's tweet image. Dads walking around the yard after every storm
Josh_Berhow's tweet image. Dads walking around the yard after every storm
Josh_Berhow's tweet image. Dads walking around the yard after every storm
Josh_Berhow's tweet image. Dads walking around the yard after every storm


Want to know what being 32 is like? I cleaned the grout in my bathroom yesterday and cannot stop looking at it.


Is it just me or is the toilet stall the best seat in the house at the airport since you don’t have to wear a mask?


Not sure why I choose to gamble on @UTAustin. Bunch of losers year after year.


Who wants to tell him that he’s in Chicago?

Colonel_Rat's tweet image. Who wants to tell him that he’s in Chicago?

Good to see that @Marriott cleans their ice buckets. Don’t ask for a clean one either because that’s an inconvenience.

Colonel_Rat's tweet image. Good to see that @Marriott cleans their ice buckets. Don’t ask for a clean one either because that’s an inconvenience.

My wife gets mad at me if I get too drunk around my parents and my parents get mad me if I don’t drink enough.


People that are from Chicago and are Green Bay fans make me so angry.


I love when I get to sit on the plane next to two new best friends.


How long do you need to be married before people stop asking “how’s married life?”


Superman must have been a terrible employee. Like who the gets up and leaves in the middle of the day.


I wish I was the type of guy who said dadgummit


“You are exquisitely pathetic” - Xander Kelly to Joe Dirt


My boy @jayfrey4 should have this.

Well done, @Arbys. We’ve got some work to do!

darrenrovell's tweet image. Well done, @Arbys. We’ve got some work to do!


Dam Craig Ehlo be lookin different these days

Colonel_Rat's tweet image. Dam Craig Ehlo be lookin different these days

Mr_Supersoaker reposted

Cheat day


My fiancé told me that my belly is looking extended these days but is denying that she called me fat.


Grown men fighting their inevitable baldness are so awkward


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