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Last night i got the best gift in the world, a life time of Hannah Hope. Thank you everybody who helped me pull this off. Best night of my life by far. I GOT A MF FIANCÉ YALL!


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The Chinese pay less tax than the British, yet seem 100x more advanced. Why? Because they’re not paying for 1,600,000 migrant households. Do you understand?


’m really old enough for a Good Friday afternoon to consist of a freshly edged up yard and cold beer to put a smile on my face

ColtForTexas's tweet image. ’m really old enough for a Good Friday afternoon to consist of a freshly edged up yard and cold beer to put a smile on my face
ColtForTexas's tweet image. ’m really old enough for a Good Friday afternoon to consist of a freshly edged up yard and cold beer to put a smile on my face

These new skid steers with A/C are incredible

ColtForTexas's tweet image. These new skid steers with A/C are incredible

Black smoke and Avril Lavigne


This is assault


That is not very cash money of you

ColtForTexas's tweet image. That is not very cash money of you
ColtForTexas's tweet image. That is not very cash money of you

Well that’s a bit much

ColtForTexas's tweet image. Well that’s a bit much

If i see you wearing a mask alone in your vehicle I’m just assuming you fart a lot


Who the heck actually likes wind chimes


I think the wife will like it


Today my wife and I walked and found a private beach to ourselves in Jamaica. Today was a good day.

ColtForTexas's tweet image. Today my wife and I walked and found a private beach to ourselves in Jamaica. Today was a good day.

She kept it so real i fuck with her foreva. (RIP dolph) This is my smokin hott wife, Mrs. Rapp. Will post wedding pics later but for now we’re in Jamaica honeymoonin’

ColtForTexas's tweet image. She kept it so real i fuck with her foreva. (RIP dolph)
This is my smokin hott wife, Mrs. Rapp. Will post wedding pics later but for now we’re in Jamaica honeymoonin’
ColtForTexas's tweet image. She kept it so real i fuck with her foreva. (RIP dolph)
This is my smokin hott wife, Mrs. Rapp. Will post wedding pics later but for now we’re in Jamaica honeymoonin’

When it comes to semis only bull haulers let you over in traffic


Turkey day with (in 9 days) the Rapps

ColtForTexas's tweet image. Turkey day with (in 9 days) the Rapps

Gettin it done son tell ya friends

ColtForTexas's tweet image. Gettin it done son tell ya friends

Venus Texas Whataburger just needs to fire everybody and try again because THIS AINT IT FAM


Got the pleasure of being the best man at my best friends wedding this weekend with the best group of people in the world. Couldn’t be more proud or happy for you guys and can’t wait to continue to do life with you. Y’all mean the world to me. And look how hot my wifey is.

ColtForTexas's tweet image. Got the pleasure of being the best man at my best friends wedding this weekend with the best group of people in the world. Couldn’t be more proud or happy for you guys and can’t wait to continue to do life with you. Y’all mean the world to me. And look how hot my wifey is.
ColtForTexas's tweet image. Got the pleasure of being the best man at my best friends wedding this weekend with the best group of people in the world. Couldn’t be more proud or happy for you guys and can’t wait to continue to do life with you. Y’all mean the world to me. And look how hot my wifey is.
ColtForTexas's tweet image. Got the pleasure of being the best man at my best friends wedding this weekend with the best group of people in the world. Couldn’t be more proud or happy for you guys and can’t wait to continue to do life with you. Y’all mean the world to me. And look how hot my wifey is.
ColtForTexas's tweet image. Got the pleasure of being the best man at my best friends wedding this weekend with the best group of people in the world. Couldn’t be more proud or happy for you guys and can’t wait to continue to do life with you. Y’all mean the world to me. And look how hot my wifey is.

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