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Sometimes when I lay in bed at night, I envision myself in the beer cooler at Tigerland Express.


I swear all the snacks and stuff I buy off the shelf at gas stations have dust all over them. Nobody else buying this shit?


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A lot of people don’t believe in herd immunity but they sure have the herd mentality.


I feel like I’m in my groove when I have to brush alfalfa out of my mullet.


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Some of you have never been chased by a mean ass rooster and it shows.


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That's what I call a Proud Tejano. Not all heros wear capes. some wear cowboy hats


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BREAKING: Southwest Airlines CEO Says No Employees Will Be Fired Over Vaccine Mandate. Pay Attention! This is what happens when you stand together and say ENOUGH!


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Congrats to the Raiders and whichever trans non-binary 2SLGBTQQIA coach they hire. Progress starts at home.


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This is the single bravest thing I have seen in years. God bless these Pilots. The heroes we need right now 🇺🇸✈️


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Cancun is lovely this time of year.

Joe Biden has decided to go on vacation YET AGAIN. He is running away from all the problems he has caused.



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The big issue with natural immunity is that nobody gets rich.


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We need a national voter ID law. Value integrity and demand accountability.


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I can get a few pipe-hitters. Jump into Kabul and kill these dudes. It’s not difficult.


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If this doesn’t get you fired up then there’s something wrong!


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Yup

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If I ever became a famous artist: “Here’s a little song I like to call…Twitter douche”


I thought the show was coming to a finale when everyone was cussing out Neil Diamond haters. Then Colette and Taylor took us on a journey of duets for 2 hours including Martina McBride. We we’re just getting started.

I’m realizing now, nobody should give me a microphone and a platform because I’ll run with it all day.



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