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Colwin

@Colwins

#2204House Tweeting for the jokes, naked dudes and bits of wisdom here and there.

bruh, orange chicken is a millenial.


cant heal pisecean problems w/ taurean meothods. ♉️🌞♓️🌙 #taurussun #piscesmoon


ALIEN SUPERSTAR is not a song, its a hymn, its a call to prayer, its a moment in time. point is, it is not simply a song.


after all this time he said don’t do drugs. … Im 32 and drugs are too expensive.


I think it’s gonna be aliens. 👽


little ms. neurodivergent, you dont even know!


sometimes i think abt those few years i had an arch nemesis at the cupcake competitions. i won 2 of 3 years so its fine but damn that was satisfying.


natal chart panic, i might actually be a pisces moon.


…with that said we should also reconsider Clarence Thomas and his existence. K’ byeeeeeee 🖕


I can’t tell if it’s age, lack of exercise or long COVID but these bones are done at midnight.


drake knows, hence the title.


hi, i made a new playlist: Mr. & Mrs. Pinkett-Smith all the smiths all the time. open.spotify.com/playlist/0Sz4j…


oh fuck, its tadpole season. #tadpoletok


Wordle 248 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bruh wtf, this could have been my 1/6


i dont know who needs to hear this but...


avocados x death threats


remember when we were all mad abt ABBEY? i miss the good ole days.


trader joes is not a grocery store. its a healthy choice 7/11. gtfoh


current state of my fyp: encanto, wordle and like anime thrist traps.


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