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10 year olds these days have an iPhone, an iPad, a laptop and Facbeook? When I was 10, I felt cool with my new Pokemon cards.
When you're at someone's house? Normal people: "What a lovely house!" Me: "What's your WIFI password?"
Bitch please, my phone battery last longer than your relationships.
Me: babe, are you jealous? Her: no. Me: are you sure? Her: yes. Me: kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT WHORE WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!!!
Sadly, No matter how many times you say "okay" your parents will not stop talking.
China is only winning the Olympics because they made all the equipment...
Justin bieber tweeted 'hi' and got near enough 5000 retweets... here goes my attempt... hi
Yeah. I'm WEIRD. (W)onderful, (E)xciting, (I)nteresting, (R)eal, (D)ifferent.
Wanna get a new phone? scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ with a sharp object.
*Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup* ... "Wait, I think it's over" ... *Hiccup* "FUCK!" -.-
Calling someone fake won’t make you real.. Calling someone ugly won’t make you pretty.. Calling someone stupid won’t make you smart..
You're 13. You smoke, you're not a virgin and you wear more makeup than you do clothes. Your mom must be so proud!
If 2 witches were watching 2 watches, which witch would watch which watch?
United States Tren
- 1. Joe Brady N/A
- 2. Aaron Glenn N/A
- 3. Holocaust N/A
- 4. Philip Glass N/A
- 5. Engstrand N/A
- 6. Daboll N/A
- 7. Babich N/A
- 8. #ValentinoSpeculaMundi N/A
- 9. #Olandria N/A
- 10. Jimmy Kimmel N/A
- 11. Juan Crow N/A
- 12. #DaredevilBornAgain N/A
- 13. #Jets N/A
- 14. Doomsday Clock N/A
- 15. Woody N/A
- 16. Kennedy Center N/A
- 17. Amazon Fresh N/A
- 18. Vindman N/A
- 19. Frank Reich N/A
- 20. H-1B N/A
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