ComedyWriterSC's profile picture. I cover everything comedy... Skits, stand up, physical, podcasts, etc. Wrote @runningonemptyws12 Also do open mic comedy. Supporter of @depresson2

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I cover everything comedy... Skits, stand up, physical, podcasts, etc. Wrote @runningonemptyws12 Also do open mic comedy. Supporter of @depresson2

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Everything Avenues first vid! Well example of our future vids! youtu.be/xUCNb2bC4gI 👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆 #SaferAtHome #bingewatch #StayHomeStaySafe


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Everything Avenue: YouTube.com/runningonempty… Now: Enjoy our 7 episode comedy web series! Plus two bonus outtake episodes! Soon: More great content to come!!! Stay tuned!!!


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"Like a midget at a urinal, I knew I had to be on my toes." -Leslie Neilson, Naked Gun 33 1/3 Get me every time 😂


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puns r amazing when ur high. I threw a paper airplane at my friend. It hit him. He says, "warn me next time, I didnt have anytime to paper."


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So proud of my friends @HeatherFarace and @DEpressON2 ! Follow them as their success grows everyday!! #Mentalhealth #actress #success


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RUNNING ON EMPTY: A Wacky, Yet Heartfelt Smorgasbord of Comedy For Every Taste snobbyrobot.com/2020/01/22/run… Acting ...

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@kfc you’re trying to kill me, thanks. #kfc #chickenpotmurder #bone #suing #CLEvsSF

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#kfc #chickenpotmurder #bone #suing #CLEvsSF

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Prostitution is illegal. Porn isn’t. If I was a prostitute and someone asked me, “how much?!” I’d be like, “hey hey hey...are you going to film us doing this? Otherwise this is illegal.”


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Me: It's 2017. How do we not have time machines yet!? *Gets in car *Only takes 8 min. to get to work when it would've taken a hour to walk


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What do you call a guy that puts glitter on his balls? PRETTY NUTS! #comedy


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Had a lunch date with a vegan...told her we should meat again... #comedy #jokes #vegan #date


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*Invention of Football* Ok, you catch & run! You throw! You hit! Center: Fun! What about me?! Oh, um, yea, bend over & get ur nuts touched


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