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@ComicBA
Comedian. Offending people in 140 characters or less.
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Can you message me the website of the lists of open mics you mentioned on the ykwd podcast @luisjgomez ?
You are a realist and I am a dreamer. Even ebony and ivory couldn't get over that.
I know I'm not going to get the hottest chick in the room, but if I can make her laugh, I can always go home and masterbate because I won.
Haven't had any good ideas for new bits in awhile. Is my life really that uneventful?
Go fuck yourself is like my favorite thing to say to somebody I actually like.
We all know that skinny bitch in the Wendy's commercial never eats Wendy's . Bring back that big bitch.
When they play "Swordfish" on TNT they take out the only two things that are worth watching the movie for..Halle Berry's titties.
I hope the people who are "always high" know they aren't really because your body reaches a new plateau and levels your ass the fuck out.
@ComicBA: Now that @luisjgomez is staying he needs to make his own podcast network R eal A ss P odcasting E ntertainment
Shits to real to be funny. Fuck that shits funny because its real.
"HEY I love that girl!" "Oh no you don't dummy you just think you do."
If you want to see me do my jokes come to a show. I'm a comedian not a clown.
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