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@ComicBA

Comedian. Offending people in 140 characters or less.

Can you message me the website of the lists of open mics you mentioned on the ykwd podcast @luisjgomez ?


I think I will stop tweeting once I hit 69 tweets.


You are a realist and I am a dreamer. Even ebony and ivory couldn't get over that.


I know I'm not going to get the hottest chick in the room, but if I can make her laugh, I can always go home and masterbate because I won.


Haven't had any good ideas for new bits in awhile. Is my life really that uneventful?


Go fuck yourself is like my favorite thing to say to somebody I actually like.


Go fuck yourself.


I hate myself more than I hate you remember that.


We all know that skinny bitch in the Wendy's commercial never eats Wendy's . Bring back that big bitch.


When they play "Swordfish" on TNT they take out the only two things that are worth watching the movie for..Halle Berry's titties.


I hope the people who are "always high" know they aren't really because your body reaches a new plateau and levels your ass the fuck out.


@ComicBA: Now that @luisjgomez is staying he needs to make his own podcast network R eal A ss P odcasting E ntertainment


Shits to real to be funny. Fuck that shits funny because its real.


"HEY I love that girl!" "Oh no you don't dummy you just think you do."


It might be offensive to gay people but "queer" is to fun to say.


If you want to see me do my jokes come to a show. I'm a comedian not a clown.


Is what I wanted to say...


Fuck you and yo double wide you selfish bitch.


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