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@CommaMasterRyan
(he/him/his) Two-thirds mad, two-thirds bad, and certainly dangerous to know.
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Jason Momoa’s scrunchie matches his suit. I repeat, JASON MOMOA’S SCRUNCHIE MATCHES HIS SUIT. If I don’t see pink velvet scrunchies on ASOS soon I’ll throw things. #oscars
A wise friend asked "who's taking care of Ryan because Ryan takes care of many?" oh
Close Friends but for Strava like here are the activities I don't want everyone to know about
Sometimes I switch my Garmin to kilometers and pretend I live in Europe
Cannot possibly fathom why people like slidesgo, canva, or other slideshow templates. 15-35 text boxes on each slide is overwhelming
I always click "Yes. I’d like to receive text and email deals from Khao Hom Thai," but they never do :(
I love the smell of cross country in the morning.
Or "I have the power of god AND anime on my side"
I try so hard to be a @LylesNoah, but every interview sounds like "I swear I'm the fastest kid in the neighborhood, but my mom says I can't go out after dark"
I try so hard to be a @LylesNoah, but every interview sounds like "I swear I'm the fastest kid in the neighborhood, but my mom says I can't go out after dark"
Unequivocally good use of taxpayer money.
Starting this school year: Free breakfast. Free lunch. No questions asked. That’s how we set our kids up for success.
It seems, now that I am a head coach, I will need to overcome my aversion to spreadsheets
Running math that no one talks about: • 5 runs per week • 2 pieces of gear per run That’s 10+ items to wash, plus socks, hats, towels, and more. Times 52 weeks? That’s 520+ items of laundry. Running is amazing—but the laundry situation is real. #running
This but being next to someone at a urinal/trough
i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride
Huge news for Owl City this
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