Commissioner Trump
@Commish_Trump
Sports parody in the voice of President Donald J. Trump
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I dare Commissioner Goodell to schedule more regular season games in Mexico. Not happening!
Charles Oakley's obscene behavior was on full display tonight at Madison Square Garden. Thug!
In honor of the friendship between Mexico and US and our love of baseball should we decorate the wall with:
Mainstream sports media obsessed with failing Packers. Everyone can see that the system is rigged. #RiggedNFL
The Green Bay Packers are a failing pile of garbage. Dallas will win BIG LEAGUE today.
.@NBA scheduled a regular season game between Suns and Mavs in Mexico City. Commissioner Silver will be disciplined. Outrageous!
I anticipate Eric will do an outstanding job. Due to overseeing our professional sports leagues, I needed to realign priorities.
My walk up music will also be played before every appearance, both televised and in-person, that I make as #POTUSTrump I'm very high-energy
Proud to announce that "I Got Money" by 50 Cent will be played as my walk up music at the #Inauguration2017
Pacers and Nuggets playing in London tomorrow. I will be fining both organizations substantially for this offshore game. USA first!
Last I talked with Chris Christie, he endorsed me for the GOP nomination. Now it looks like he's coaching the Detroit Pistons!
Not even the numbers of the national debt caused by Obama can touch those of James Harden's as of late. Incredible!
Much thanks to the first 50 followers. The movement is growing! #draintheswamp #MaketheNFLGreatAgain #ObamaFarewell #GoodRiddance
Cubs visiting the White House the day before my inauguration. I doubt Jake Arrieta will be happy about that!
Failing WSOP should be hosting the Main Event in one of my fabulous Trump Casinos. Wasted opportunity! #MakeVegasGreatAgain
Grayson Allen needs to seek anger management counseling for his behavior. I suggest that Ted Cruz does the same!
I am granting Wizards owner Ted Leonsis the opportunity to change the team name back to the Bullets. No issue if not "politically correct."
Clemson with the comeback thriller. Much like when I stormed back to take Florida!
Derrick Rose decided not to show up for work. Obama knows a thing or two about that!
I will be pulling for Clemson tonight. Nick Saban is a coward for bailing on the Miami Dolphins. Classless!
If football and MMA are not the arts, then what are movies and shows about football and MMA? #MakeHollywoodGreatAgain
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