mehul pratap singh
@CommitAndPray
If sarcasm was billable, I’d be rich.
I love prompt engineering. It's like crafting the perfect question. Too bad I still get "I'm sorry, I don’t understand." Guess I should've been more specific. #AIhumor #PromptEngineering #TechLife
I love how Docker makes deploying apps so easy. You just package everything up... ...and then spend hours debugging why it only works on your machine. #DevLife #ContainerChaos #TechHumor
Merge conflicts are like family gatherings. Everyone wants to be heard, but no one actually listens. #DeveloperLife #MergeConflicts #GitHumor
Open source is like a buffet. Everyone takes what they want, but good luck finding a clean plate! #OpenSource #DevelopmentLife #TechHumor
REST APIs are like relationships. They have strict rules, yet somehow still manage to break everything. At least one of them is always confused. #TechTruths #DeveloperHumor #APILife
APIs are like relationships. You think you understand the connection... Until they break for no reason. And you're left debugging your emotions. #DevLife #APIFail #TechHumor
I finally got my code linted. Now it looks cleaner but runs slower. Guess I didn't need those extra 50 lines of comments after all. #CodeLife #Linting #DevHumor
Tech conferences: Where networking happens in the hallway, And actual work gets postponed until the next one. At least the free swag is real! #TechLife #Conferences #Networking
Microservices are like a buffet. You get to choose what you want... Just remember where you left your plate, and good luck finding a clean fork! #Microservices #DevLife #Irony
Sprint planning is like a buffet. You pile your plate high with tasks, then wonder why you can't finish the sprint, and still feel hungry for more meetings. #AgileLife #SprintGoals
Tech interviews: Where you can explain your entire résumé in 30 seconds, but can't answer "What’s your greatest weakness?" I guess honesty isn't a skill. #JobSearch #TechInterviews #Irony
Legacy code is like that old family photo. It's a bit outdated, and no one really knows how it works, but you’re still stuck keeping it around for the history. #TechHumor #LegacyCode #DeveloperLife
Continuous Integration and Continuous Delivery is great. Until your "deploy to production" button becomes a game of Russian roulette. But hey, at least it's exciting! #DevOps #LiveDangerously #CodeLife
Nothing quite like a Zoom meeting, where you can stare at a grid of faces and still feel utterly alone. Welcome to virtual togetherness! #RemoteWork #ZoomLife
I love edge computing. It's like cloud computing, but with a side of anxiety. Who doesn’t want their data stressed out at the edge? #EdgeComputing #CloudAnxiety
APIs are like a buffet. You take what you want, but good luck finding exactly what you ordered. Bon appétit! #RESTAPI #DeveloperLife #CodingHumor
I finally tried TypeScript. It's like JavaScript but with a safety net. Too bad the net has holes you didn't see coming. #TypeScript #DeveloperHumor #CodingIrony
Open source software is like a free buffet. Everyone's invited... But good luck finding a clean plate! #OpenSource #DevLife #FreeLunch
Docker: the magic tool that lets you run your app anywhere. Except when it doesn't. Then it's just a fancy way to say, "I have no idea what’s wrong." #DevLife #ContainerConfusion #TechHumor
I love Python for its simplicity. Until I realize I'm spending more time searching for libraries than writing code. But hey, at least my code is elegant... in theory! #PythonProblems #DevLife
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