Competitive Dad
@Competitive_Dad
Stealing my kid's thunder, living my failed athletic dreams through my kids. Contact: [email protected]
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The only person who could realistically guard my boy is Manti Te'o's girlfriend.
Told my wife to start dinner AND shovel the driveway! Me and my boy gotta play some Madden!
Half inch of snow tomorrow? My boy ain't risking his life, too much potential. #noschool
My son bought his girlfriend a new phone! It's called the Trojan twister. I over heard his girlfriend talking about how much better it is!
Told my boy's teammate to "Grab some bench" and rub some vagisil on his torn ACL during the game today.
My boy just asked for a towel and a blanket for the halftime show..I wonder why?
If Alex Smith was my son, I would've went to Kaepernick's Hobbit Hole and smashed it in.
Taking my boy to the Super Bowl tomorrow. He deserves it for running for 32 yards on 178 carries this year!
My 8 year old had 4 girls over last night! Let them take the Audi out! I ain't got no worries!
Told my boy it's a hard life, being good at everything and having boatloads of money. Hopefully someday he understands.
Blaming my wife's poor athletic gene pool on my suns inability to dunk at age 9. There is no doubt in my mind.
If my kid loses tonight, he's breaking up with his girlfriend. It's her fault.
My boy said he wasn't feeling good and didn't know if he was gonna play tonight, so I told him to rub some vagisil on and suck it up.
My boy and I are taking tomorrow off and going snowboarding! No doubt in my mind he'll be in the X-Games by next year!
Told my kid to give me all his medals so I can send them in to ESPN. The Hall of Fame track starts early!
Just bought my 8 year old a "Ray Lewis style" facemask. He is such a great role model and hasn't done anything close to murder before!
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