Captain Complain of the S.S. Butthurt
@ComplainCapt
Ayyy baby, what that mouth do? 👄👀Complain, mostly. I’m literally just here to complain. #foreverbutthurt
Honestly really starting to hate working with teenagers. They’re so fucking mean for no fucking reason. Like shut up, the world doesn’t revolve around you, if you don’t like something don’t fucking participate? This is why no one wants to fucking plan anything for you.
You’ve heard of Elf on The Shelf, now get ready for Your Mom on My Dick.
Elon Musk is a little rat boy, tell ‘em who sent you Lon
I’m so fucking tired of being the planner in the friend group. Like can someone else plan shit for once please? Fucking ridiculous.
I just love coming into work every single day and the schedule is different or even non existent. I really love it here.
Okay I also don’t understand how people can be so drunk that they don’t remember having sex with someone? Like that’s a huge thing to me, having sex with someone, and even in my most inebriated state I think I would remember that.
Now that’s what I’m talking about
The feminine urge to just get fucking PLOWED from behind.
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