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Mike

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I don't think Kamala can win at the top of the ticket. The Hillary debacle makes me have serious doubts that the American electorate are willing to elect a female as POTUS. I think a Petey B and Kamala ticket would destroy Donald Dump and JD OnlyCouches Vance though.


That stream is ass #Netflix


My fuckin Halloween candy disappeared like a Democrat on Election Day


Deport Vivek and Elon. We'll all help them pack!


Look at these people trying to pray away Donny's full diaper. Amazing!

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Democrats are going to have to start winning rural areas. Problem is, you can't win there with a D in front of your name. It's going to take the sheep in wolve's clothing strategy of running D candidates as Republicans to slowly pull things back to the left enough to have a shot


Welp...

I don't think Kamala can win at the top of the ticket. The Hillary debacle makes me have serious doubts that the American electorate are willing to elect a female as POTUS. I think a Petey B and Kamala ticket would destroy Donald Dump and JD OnlyCouches Vance though.



The American electorate has stage 4 windmill cancer


Trump is a piece of shit. There are no set of election results that will ever change that.


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We ran 80,000 simulations, and you spelled 'definitely' wrong in 71,052 of them.


It's time to vote! Beans

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When I go to vote on Tuesday I am bringing a garbage can with me. Anybody wearing a garbage bag is getting stuffed in the can head first and rolled around in the parking lot til they puke.


Gonna get these neighborhood kids vibin

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Dive bar tonight after a show. This ad ain't really making me wanna try this.

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Can't schedule a meeting anymore without people wanting to meet with you before the meeting to talk about what is going to be covered in the meeting. WTF Just go to the god damn meeting.


Dumb motherfuckers think FEMA rolls up like this

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Phil and Luke Skywalker are together again

RIP Phil Donahue 🙏….Remember when he had 2 Live Crew on his show to perform "The Funk Shop" and the audience reactions



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