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I do this everyday 🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎😍😍🤗

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Goal in life To be able to say fuck you to anyone


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i don't play about my nonverbal time.


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me on someone me on my birthday else's birthday

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What’s something you could never understand?



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"if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night" me in the afternoon and at night:


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As a Muslim, if person shout "Allahu Akbar" inside plane, you no go fear? Please don't lie oo.


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Is there anything that you guys don’t find fault in? Aibo 😭

I don’t get the concept of saving money from January only to blow it all by December.



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my brain is programmed to make humor out of everything 😭

I hate people that are always laughing , like what’s always funny ? 😒😭



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Orbito Uchiha


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The universe is too organized to be random.

Whale milk is 50% fat and so thick it won’t dissolve in water, allowing calves to drink straight from the ocean. فتبارك الله أحسن الخالقين

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فتبارك الله أحسن الخالقين


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One of the best lessons I’ve put into practice this year: No matter what life throws at you; have fun.

I have officially decided to stop taking life so seriously. I will be doing all things from a place of whimsical childlike wonder. Thank you.



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This how they be tryna cook Bugs Bunny.

Bae: what’s for dinner? Me:



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We all meet in the FA cup

Different league

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Wife sitting and reading a book, 2 kids playing on the grass and you, grilling burger patties and hot dogs with a napkin over your shoulder and a cold bottle in one hand.

When dreams become a reality 🏠

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Anyways ... Windhoek is hotter than a camel’s 🐪 ass.


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somebody said she sell plates at daycare 😭

That wig is sending me🤣🤣🤣



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when you realize 9 to 5 is actually 8 to 7 since you cannot teleport to work


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The issue is yall don’t listen. Does that look like a sea to you??

“There is plenty of fish in the sea” The fish:



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Don't

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Adult money hits different 😂👏🔥


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I was about to stop overthinking then I thought of a giraffe having a sore throat


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Adulthood hits hard

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