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Talking in the third person and hashtags are obnoxious. #CCLife


When you actually have OCD and people are like "I need to shower like every morning, im like so OCD"... #CCLIfe


I just looked in the mirror and noticed I have a "I have a small penis" looking face. #CCLife


A Mexican guy called me "Nigga" today. Not sure how to feel about it. #paleboyconfusion #CCLife


Hmm that seems a bit flawed for the apparently the greatest country in the world. #CCLife


318.9 million people in the United States and the two we have to choose from for president between @HillaryClinton and @realDonaldTrump?


Spent the Leap Day catcalling at the old folks home. #DayItForward #CCLife


So if we are all connected and one then... logically speaking... I AM BATMAN! #CCLife @duncantrussell


You ever had a sex with @JayPharoah ? He'll sound like Jay-Z why he's putting in your esophagus. #CCLife


Just became sentient being. Kayne's a douche. #CClife


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