You can't get sick in the digital wonderland behind the screen. Only the loonies will know...
That's the way the cookie crumbles. She said that as she left me. She took the kids, the car, and even my poodle, snickerdoodle. Little does she know, I now have a chocolate chip on my shoulder. Mama didn't oatmeal raisin no fool. I'll be back like a fresh baked stack.
**BREAKING** Computer News is proud, anxious, excited, and a little queasy to announce that we will be participating in the @lszinefest this March - we’ll be signing your floppy disks all day, folks! ift.tt/3b0h1nx
What do you call a picture container for a east coast state? A "Maine frame"? Hahaha, I miss my wife, baby.
Hey Trey Wad(@TreyWadCHI), thank you for following me
drinking, flirting, making friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or 32mb ram, intel processor, aol, bonzaibuddy, etc... choice seems clear to me lmao
why would I go out when i have the entire internet at my fingertips XD
How dare you say I'm 'booting' up? Please, they're called shoes honey, I'm "shoeing up". And now I'm going to "SHOE YOU"!
Hey Matt Westerman(@Matt_Westerman), thank you for following me
What's my favorite car? A brand new Dodge 64bit RAM. 😉
Hey JJ Whitehead(@JJWhitesnake), thank you for following me
I could never give her what she wanted in bed. I said "see" my P, you. She said it was my floppy disk.
“Tiny Little Shoes, Meant for Babies” For sale: Baby shoes Jordan 5’s Pretty nice, but not the amount of lift I like Still can’t dunk Slightly worn
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