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Computer makes me sad. So tired.

How do I join the yaml hate groups please. If you like yml you're just a terrible person #xmllove #xmlforever #yamlhell


After 7 years i think I finally understand left and right joins, incredible stuff


Staking my isolation mental wellbeing on visits from the 2 wood pigeons in the garden


Can feel a shitty evil egg of a blog post brewing with a working title of "unit testing is useless"


People often ask why I chose to study chemistry and well, while the behaviour of a single atom is interesting as you add more molecules you begin to get fascinating emergent behaviour until finally the system gets depression


Looking to travel to Denmark for work & basically every useful ferry route has closed. The most realistic alternative is 26 solid hours on a bus or flying (2 hours) for about the same cost. We desperately need to bring back the alternatives we lost to cheap air travel


New blog post, tracking trends on Hacker News and the next recession eliot-jones.com/2020/1/hackern…


Having fun preparing for interview with the second worst fizzbuzz github.com/EliotJones/Fiz…


all praise to you if you can't or don't drink for any reason but there's nothing quite like sinking a few pints and forgetting how to blink


WHY IS EVERY DRIVER IN NEWCASTLE SO BAD!? We need to take people's cars away until we can figure out what is going on


feeling #blessed to have worked on case 609 and 690


It's JIRA hate hour, I hate JIRA and so should you.


Hilarious to me how, without a hint of irony, agile became scrum became following prescriptive practices to the letter without evaluating whether the process is actually helpful


afe98a6cab writing all commit messages in irony lowercase


Unironically believe IE7 was a good browser because it made javascript harder. Now look at the Web, MBs of JS with shitty tracking tokens and cruft #bringbackie7


Hedge fund is short for hedgehog fund, few know this


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