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The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away - Barbara Kingsolver.


Trust in God but lock your car.


I am having an out of money experience.


Opera: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, - 'Keep off the Grass.'


No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.


Swimming pool: A mob of people with water in it.


Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.


Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?


Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.


I'm having gorgeous weather now and my visit is just getting better and better.


Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how man people a company can operate without.


For Sale: Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.


"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.


A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship.


I told the police that I was not injured, but upon removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.


I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.


Buffet is a French term, It means "get up and get it yourself."


The language of friendship is not words but meanings - Henry David Thoreau.


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