Fred Jones
@ConcussionTime
I enjoy steak, beer, and cracking skulls. I hate my idiotic gang. Love my piece of junk van. Follow me now or it's concussion time!
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What's up Concussion Army!?Ya boy Fred Jones is on Twitter! Follow me now, or it's Concussion Time!
TODAY'S LITERALLY THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS
Easy! Give the employer a big concussion if they don't hire you! Pound their head until they do!
I like a different type of cp. Concussion Power.
Daphne tried to drug me so I cracked her skull. 10/10 would do again.
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SHAGGY! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! HOW DARE YOU STEAL SOME OF MY BEER!? THAT'S IT! MAYBE A CONCUSSION TIME WILL TEACH YOU TO KEEP YOUR DICK BEATERS OFF MY BEER! I'M GOING TO FREAKING CRACK YOUR SKULL OPEN AS HARD AS I CAN!!
Daphne wants to go on another road trip. I'm going to knock some sense into her.
Of course, I am. Fred Jones, the concussion master, skull cracker extraordinaire.
Go ahead. You may wake up with brain damage, but go ahead.
Daphne's been bugging me all day. I'm about ready to give her a world-class concussion time.
Shaggy ate all the food in the fridge. Fricking cracked his skull.
Well, think it over. Let me know if you change your mind.
Hmm, appreciate the offer Fred, but I think I'll pass.
Hey Concussion Army, I'm offering Concussion Coupons for just $5.99. They give you a full 2 days of no concussion times guaranteed. There's a 2 for 1 discount for Daphne haters.
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