Jürgen Klopp
@ConfusingKlopp
Clearly a parody. No association with Jurgen Klopp or Liverpool Football club
Dit vind je misschien leuk
I heard FIFA 16 women's World Cup doesn't have a "Park The Bus" option because girls don't know how to park
Dear @BVB , I really need a few things I left in my office. I'll pick them up Monday. A pen, one of my hats & about 5 or 6 players. Jurgen
Strikers at my disposal Sturridge: Going to get injured Benteke: Injured Ings: Wheelchaired Origi: Would rather have Ings in a wheelchair
1st thing I did this morning was open the paper and see that Danny Ings was out for the season. 2nd I thing I did was google Danny Ings.
Pleased to take over das reigns at Liverpool Look forward to coaching the likes of Origi & Lovren By coach I mean sell in January
Spending time looking at Liverpool squad but little confused. I see no Xavi? Brendan Rodgers inform me he plays for Liverpool ja?
Note to self. Play Adam Lallana right back. Right back in changing rooms
I can see what Brendan Rodgers mean. Joe Allen is like a Welsh Xavi. That is if Xavi was blind and had one leg.
Delighted that my brother will be joining my backroom staff. Clippity will be a great asset.
Great to be at a club where I feel at home. The city is full of of scruffy arseholes wearing tracksuit and caps.
I'm looking forward to managing a team with Pirlo in, he's a great player.
I've just woke up hoping it was all a nightmare! And it's not
I've been here 24 hours and have seen 5 street muggings. Now I know why they keep saying you'll never walk alone in Liverpool.
When I go from Roman Weidenfeller and Shinji Kagawa to Adam Bogdan and Joe Allen. I'd rather walk alone.
Brendan must have left in a hurry... He didn't even leave any trophies for us?
Thanks ;-D I'll speak to you after I win the league (Won't take long)
I like it it could get the crowd going
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