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I’m never gonna financially recover from this.

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A thread of things that baffle me (I’m really bored lol):


Cry about it 👍🏾

Can we talk about how bizarre it is that 13% of the population has a "national anthem"



Me not being able to listen to Marshmello at all cause I’m brought back to me slamming into the back of a van at 70 mph.

Car accident ptsd is so real bc the way I haven’t listened to a Chungha song since because every time I hear her voice I’m flashed back to me upside down in the car bleeding out while she singing about some damn snapping



When I went to The Netherlands, it was the same day a large earthquake hit Turkey. And, although they are hundreds of miles apart, my Mom was bawling her eyes out on my Grandma’s bedroom floor cause she thought the earthquake got me.

how dramatic is your mum?



Moshing at a Beyonce concert would actually be a dream 🤩

MOSHYONCÉ IS COMING

lorebreakers_'s tweet image. MOSHYONCÉ IS COMING


My friend and I were at a concert and I wanted her to take a picture of me, but she couldn’t stand up due to how steep the amphitheater was. So we made it work 😂

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures



I wash my dishes, then put them in the dishwasher. Get that double clean 👏🏾👏🏾

Do y’all really be using y’all dishwashers???



My Mom found out I smoke w**d cause I got (redacted) and she asked “IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I DONT KNOW ABOUT YOU??” And I told her I was gay and she immediately busted out into tears 👍🏾

what’s yall coming out story?



In honor of Pride month, it is now a requirement that if you come in contact with this tweet, and you are straight, you must send a minimum of $5 to my Venmo. IMMEDIATELY. V: Connor-Evering Happy Pride 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈


Y’all, I just felt the ground shake for the first time and I’m GAGGED


I will say, Florida has its weird moments, but more weird sh*t has happened to me in the 8 months I’ve lived in Cali than the 20+ years I lived in Florida…


Currently employed by 6 different companies 🙃

These days you gotta have a job for the bills & another job for yourself



Y’all she’s literally advertising on Grindr, like Giselle I SEE YOU!

she’s literally everywhere…… 😳😳😳

BeyhiveNY's tweet image. she’s literally everywhere…… 😳😳😳


Is anybody else noticing that so many pics in posts are from this gambling company…and like that’s just okay I guess???

she’s literally everywhere…… 😳😳😳

BeyhiveNY's tweet image. she’s literally everywhere…… 😳😳😳


Yes I do. 😔

she’s literally everywhere…… 😳😳😳

BeyhiveNY's tweet image. she’s literally everywhere…… 😳😳😳


I’m down the road = I’m leaving the house in 10 mins

What is black math?



Yo @JackBox, wanna help me figure out why your app just charged me twice even though it said my payment failed?


Can we start burning things NOW??? Like, I’ve been waiting since his last term…


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