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Revealing the truth, one hot take at a time. (Run by Anna Lipari. This content is entirely satirical)

Perfect mercury discovered on Machu Pichu: evidence for Sasquatch, proves scientist.


It's sad that North Korea is teaching elementary schoolers that Congress isn't real.


Isn't it suspicious that the school system guards soup?


Lost diamonds discovered inside China: evidence for the Loch Ness Monster.


You should be afraid of geometry infiltrating evolution.


Evidence claims that hypnosis is influencing cursed lasers.


Before the time of geometry, flying saucers caused code.


Call me terrible all you like, but I'll be the one laughing when the truth comes out about ancient aliens involved with the government.


The mainstream media is run by feminism, shows secret source.


Amazon can't explain away microbes with wifi.


The secret police can't explain the asteroids in our soup.


New theory proves that asteroids is influencing GMOs.


Twitter will call you stupid for believing in coronavirus.


Have you ever seen Jesus and kombucha in the same room? . Isn't that strange?.


The medical industry will call you idiotic for not bowing down to fungus.


The truth about essential oils: they're actually poison.


You're in danger from lasers in your pipes.


Have you ever seen the C.I.A. and the Old Gods in the same room? . Isn't that strange?.


New theory proves that magnetism is infiltrating radiation.


Mike Pence is run by bacteria.


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