Constantinople Chronicle
@ConstaChrone
Here to summarize and simplify the ever complicating works into a short sweet palatable format.
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Aladdin teaches that anything can happen if you rub it hard enough. #ThankYouDisney
2020s: I sold my virginity for followers 1950s: I sold my virginity for soda pop
It turns out that making people feel like weak victims to an overwhelming state isn’t a good strategy to win their favor. #Trump2024
It’s called bureaucracy and it works everytime. If you have any suggestions or would like to dispute these findings please file form FSL324 in order to apply for the proper license to request complaint form CF90 and wait seven months for your application to reach the committee.
There’s no difference in the labor of a waiter bringing you a $50 steak vs a $15 chicken finger plate. So the tips should be the same.
And like a phoenix from the ashes, on the third day Jesus rose from the dead.
The democrats inability to pull Biden out of the race will be the reason Trump wins.
Minimum wage Is a tool used by large corporations to eliminate small business competitions.
It’s not transphobic if you call a transwoman a man for a porn title so who really cares.
To all the homeless carrying signs that say “will work for food”. Until you eat that meat on a leash you call your dog, I refuse to believe you’re starving.
What a warm welcome at the Peddler’s Daughter! Small businesses like this are the backbone of our economy and the heartbeat of our communities. Thanks for having us!
Vietnamese is just Chinese with a French accent #Zen
How to foster diversity in the workplace Step One: Exclude those with different viewpoints.
As First Republic Bank collapses this pre WWII newspaper captures the situation perfectly
In light of the uncensoring and freeing of Twitter by the @elonmusk purchase, I offer community encouraging artwork
In light of @realDonaldTrump choice for the EPA I'd like to announce I'll be farting more than usual. #goglobalwarming
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