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Have you ever seen a deer jump on a trampoline? 😂😂


Bruh?

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These legendary pop tarts might be the worst thing I’ve ever tried. Looks nothing like the package and taste/ smells like play dough. I went for it with a huge bite and had to spit it out.

Contextking's tweet image. These legendary pop tarts might be the worst thing I’ve ever tried. Looks nothing like the package and taste/ smells like play dough. I went for it with a huge bite and had to spit it out.
Contextking's tweet image. These legendary pop tarts might be the worst thing I’ve ever tried. Looks nothing like the package and taste/ smells like play dough. I went for it with a huge bite and had to spit it out.


These legendary pop tarts might be the worst thing I’ve ever tried. Looks nothing like the package and taste/ smells like play dough. I went for it with a huge bite and had to spit it out.

Contextking's tweet image. These legendary pop tarts might be the worst thing I’ve ever tried. Looks nothing like the package and taste/ smells like play dough. I went for it with a huge bite and had to spit it out.
Contextking's tweet image. These legendary pop tarts might be the worst thing I’ve ever tried. Looks nothing like the package and taste/ smells like play dough. I went for it with a huge bite and had to spit it out.

A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that's a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it


Have you ever seen a man’s stomach look like this?


#browns “So you have had a 33% winning percentage since 1999? “ Yes Dave “And 40 different starting quarterbacks since then” That’s correct Dave “And then you had a quarterback that performed well, led your team to the best years and was all in on Cleveland” Yes, but he…

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“So you have had a 33% winning percentage since 1999? “

Yes Dave

“And 40 different starting quarterbacks since then”

That’s correct Dave

“And then you had a quarterback that performed well, led your team to the best years and was all in on Cleveland”

Yes, but he…

Realistically what do you do in this situation


Guy paralyzed the waist down wanted to try bull riding so they made this device


When you know you messed up and it’s going to be all over social Media


Saturday morning feeling


Poor dogs 🐶


Cop says his 11 year old daughter could get charged for this


How many days until he gets to go home with one of them ?🤣⬇️ answer in the comments


This goes hard


Could you handle that avalanche?


How I feel about the haters

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Exactly

Many people smugly point out that Charlie said gun deaths are unfortunately worth it to keep the 2nd Amendment. In the same breath, they’ll claim he was a fascist. Not only did they not read the full quote - they don’t realize: the 2nd Amendment is the defense against fascism.

thatsKAIZEN's tweet image. Many people smugly point out that Charlie said gun deaths are unfortunately worth it to keep the 2nd Amendment.

In the same breath, they’ll claim he was a fascist.

Not only did they not read the full quote - they don’t realize: the 2nd Amendment is the defense against fascism.


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