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The Contrary Cottage

@ContraryCottage

Housing harpies since 2018...

I've got a visitor, one @HamishHamface, he wants to go for a walk in @ContraryCountry but madam is drinking tea. #fedup

ContraryCottage's tweet image. I've got a visitor, one @HamishHamface, he wants to go for a walk in @ContraryCountry but madam is drinking tea. #fedup

Oh, it's raining, my weeds will grow. That should please her...


Why is the travelling one squealing so much? Oh, huge hornet in her bedroom 🐝


Phew, hidden again. All that sunshine can't be good for you.

ContraryCottage's tweet image. Phew, hidden again. All that sunshine can't be good for you.

The strange lady has been removing all my thistles before she can cut the grass #notaeuphemism

ContraryCottage's tweet image. The strange lady has been removing all my thistles before she can cut the grass #notaeuphemism

The Contrary Cottage reposted

The smell of roast pork.... #crackling mmmmm. My contribution to dinner is a Mediterranean hot sauce! 🍆🍅🌶🐷 #contrarysundayroast


The incumbent harpy seems to be getting in to a routine, she's working, the washing machine is whirring, the dishwasher swishing and my pantry is full. Shame she's not sorted the rubbish out yet. And she keeps putting used tissues on my fire...


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