The Contrary Cottage
@ContraryCottage
Housing harpies since 2018...
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I've got a visitor, one @HamishHamface, he wants to go for a walk in @ContraryCountry but madam is drinking tea. #fedup
Oh, it's raining, my weeds will grow. That should please her...
Why is the travelling one squealing so much? Oh, huge hornet in her bedroom 🐝
Phew, hidden again. All that sunshine can't be good for you.
The strange lady has been removing all my thistles before she can cut the grass #notaeuphemism
The smell of roast pork.... #crackling mmmmm. My contribution to dinner is a Mediterranean hot sauce! 🍆🍅🌶🐷 #contrarysundayroast
The incumbent harpy seems to be getting in to a routine, she's working, the washing machine is whirring, the dishwasher swishing and my pantry is full. Shame she's not sorted the rubbish out yet. And she keeps putting used tissues on my fire...
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