*cries because Elmo was killed in an accident while I used him like a toilet plunger* RIP you lil fuckin meme 😭
@PoliceElmo @JockPete WEE-WOO WEE- WOO! *sets you on my head and runs to the police station*
@PoliceElmo @JockPete He got the weed fresh from my tail! *wiggles my tail in your face*
@PoliceElmo @JockPete *charges at him, full speed ahead* YOU BETTER RUN, FUCKBOY! *roundhouse kicks you* damn, too late!!!
@PoliceElmo *pulls on your arm to make you do the siren noise* HEY, WHAT ABOUT THAT LITTLE PUNK OVER THERE? *points to @JockPete*
@PoliceElmo *smacks you with my tail, transforming you into a w33d brownie* Let's arrest fuckboys now!
@PoliceElmo Oooh shit, man! *throws you into the air and catches you with my tail*
@SoulPunkPTrick @ILoveUBrendon69 @Gayqu33n *shakes my head* You will never make it in the weed wheel! *does same dank moves, flying away*
@SoulPunkPTrick @ILoveUBrendon69 @Gayqu33n Did somebody say the police?! *smokes a joint*
@SoulPunkPTrick *twerks towards you* Where you going, sweet thAAANG? *transforms into a bowling ball and rolls after you*
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