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Why I'm Voting for the ANC

I shall vote #ANC because Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is my kind of politician.


I shall vote #ANC because I wanted to see the Alien impregnate Sigourney Weaver.


I shall vote #ANC because, tho' I would never admit it in public, Obama sickens me. He makes my heroes look small and stupid. Intolerable.


I shall vote #ANC because JZ will have to work very, very hard to overcome the world's contempt


I shall vote #ANC because it's time we had a president who can really sing and dance http://tinyurl.com/8w5nr9


I shall vote #ANC because it's our thing.


I shall vote #ANC because, as the man said, hypocrisy is the homage vice pays to virtue and the ANC pays a lot of homage.


I shall vote #ANC because democracy is only for people who agree with me.


I shall vote #ANC to put JZ out of harms' way.


I shall vote #ANC because I also believed Richard Nixon when he said "I am not a crook".


I shall vote #ANC because I trust it to take the bull by the horns http://tinyurl.com/9esug7


I shall vote #ANC because I think we all ought to be deeply suspicious of anyone who understands social media.


I shall vote #ANC because who could fail to be inspired by rhetoric like this http://tinyurl.com/96x7jv


I shall vote #ANC because I think we should emulate Mozambique and have an AK-47 on our flag, too.


I shall vote #ANC because I don't believe in government.


I shall vote #ANC because I believe that while sex takes at least two, corruption need only take one.


I shall vote #ANC because I believe red mercury brought down the Helderberg.


I shall vote #ANC because one-source journalism is good enough for me.


I shall vote #ANC because, if I learnt anything in the GDR, it is that two plus two never equals four.


I shall vote #ANC because I think polygamy should be subsidised.


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