CorgiDyllan's profile picture. Tweeting about life from the perspective of 8 inches off the ground. (and no, I'm not a fox on lead...)

Dyllan the Corgi

@CorgiDyllan

Tweeting about life from the perspective of 8 inches off the ground. (and no, I'm not a fox on lead...)

Don’t reach out to pet me without checking with my human first. Some of us just ain’t into that hands on stuff.


Hi @RoyalMailHelp - your special circumstances mail redirection form on your website link is broken - can you help?


I’m not sure I will use a platform like @depop again when they remove negative feedback you leave. Aparently you need to prove to their satisfaction you have had a negative experience 🤷‍♂️ Doesn’t seem to apply to positive feedback, mind 😂


The irony of trying to cancel my Sky subscription online due to technical problems, only to be met with this 😂 @SkyHelpTeam

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. The irony of trying to cancel my Sky subscription online due to technical problems, only to be met with this 😂 @SkyHelpTeam

My daddy still can’t understand why people allow their free-running dogs to rush up to me when out walking whilst I’m on a close lead. They might be confident and friendly; I sometimes get a bit anxious by being pounced on by big dogs I don’t know....


Oh dear @Ocado - as a vegetarian teetotaller, substituting my mushroom pasta for a ham one, and my alcohol free fizz for alcoholic cider has rather banjaxed my Sat night in 🧐


Winter is scruffy Corgi season as I decide to shed everywhere in giant tufts. It keeps the human with the noisy carpet machine busy.

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. Winter is scruffy Corgi season as I decide to shed everywhere in giant tufts. It keeps the human with the noisy carpet machine busy.

Hmmm there’s that squirrel again... #SuspiciousCorgiEyes

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. Hmmm there’s that squirrel again... #SuspiciousCorgiEyes

There was *definately* a road here before, sure of it.... #CorgisofTwitter

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. There was *definately* a road here before, sure of it.... #CorgisofTwitter

Time to do some dusting?

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. Time to do some dusting?

Nothing much to do but snooze....

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. Nothing much to do but snooze....

New Year resolution..... More snoozing!

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. New Year resolution..... More snoozing!

Busy day today, ensuring the last of the season’s “pick your own” raspberries were harvested...


The world is a damp, damp place right now. Oh! A leaf.....


Yikes! Us stumpy leggers need to stick together old bean! (....and avoid stairs)

This is Kai. He tore his right ACL a while ago when he tried to see how fast he could go down the stairs. While that leg was healing, he tore his other ACL. Basically, his stumpy zoomers have been through a lot and you can help him recover below. 13/10 gofundme.com/f/kai-ccl-tear…

dog_rates's tweet image. This is Kai. He tore his right ACL a while ago when he tried to see how fast he could go down the stairs. While that leg was healing, he tore his other ACL. Basically, his stumpy zoomers have been through a lot and you can help him recover below. 13/10

gofundme.com/f/kai-ccl-tear…
dog_rates's tweet image. This is Kai. He tore his right ACL a while ago when he tried to see how fast he could go down the stairs. While that leg was healing, he tore his other ACL. Basically, his stumpy zoomers have been through a lot and you can help him recover below. 13/10

gofundme.com/f/kai-ccl-tear…


I know it looks like a giant moustache, but no... it’s my new fave chomping-fodder!

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. I know it looks like a giant moustache, but no... it’s my new fave chomping-fodder!

Um, am I cleared for hand luggage, daddy?

CorgiDyllan's tweet image. Um, am I cleared for hand luggage, daddy?

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