Corpse Husband Shit Log
@CorpseLog
I log when Corpse Husband shits. Don't ask where I get my info from or I will block you.
Sadly I have been too busy touching grass and getting bitches to obsess over Corpse Husband's feces for the past week. Corpse Husband has made a contraption to take his shit and propel it directly back into his mouth as he shits. He has been stuck in the loop for 3 days
Corpse Husband has shit in his hoodie and handed it to the plumber while his song was playing in the background. The plumber promptly passed out.
Jimmy Fallon's drawers were soaked through from the Corpse blast he received today. Whether he will survive remains to be seen.
Corpse Husband was a little constipated this week. He shat so hard it broke his toilet and the plumber may have some questions about the drywall. The openass is unbearable.
#dreamappreciationday Nowhere near as much of a chad as Corpsey Worpsey but has more subscribers. This makes me furious because any slight against husbando is a slight against me and my entire identity.
Well, the stench is here and it is a juicy one. It triggered Corpse Husband to unload straight into his bed sheets as he woke up this morning.
Corpse Husband is taking a moderately sized dump in a hole in his drywall. He craves the stench it will give off in a day or two.
Corpse Husband is shitting out 3 days worth of rocks in the exact shape of Burma. The sewage inspectors are getting close to tracking him down.
Corpse Husband is Daywalking through a pile of his shit he has been expanding for months in preparation for this very event
Corpse Husband currently has a horrid case of open-ass from the ungodly shit he took 20 minutes ago. I would go into further detail but I realize that there are minors on this platform.
Corpse Husband is taking a small to medium sized shit currently. It is fully digested and delectably warm. What a treat
Corpse Husband has shit his pants from the suspense of not knowing who has won OwO Gang admin.
It took a few days after the reckoning on the 11th but Corpse's colon is now back to a normal state. That being said he is currently laying some solid cable in his personal porcelain throne.
The remnants of the last one are coming out before Corpsey Worpsey tucks in for the night. ☺️☺️
Corpse Husband is currently losing it over discord admin. This caused his highly constipated bowels to finally give way. The half-digested bits of corn from last night's dinner can be seen in the bowl of shit soup underneath him. He feels empty.
Corpse Husband unfortunately did not make it to the bathroom in time and is currently laying some mad cable into a flower pot in his bedroom. God help us all.
Corpse Husband is currently taking a somewhat small dump
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